i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns
I CAN’T sostp laughING JESUS FUCk
ITS TERRIFYING
I’ve been laughing at this for quite a long time now
WATCH. IT.
Calcifer appreciation post.



I CAN’T sostp laughING JESUS FUCk
![wordywarlock:
magentamayhem:
mmmelon:
i was trying to make a gif but then the layers all combined as one and now im mad
HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SHAKING SO ANGRILY THAT HE’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE
[FATHERLY DISAPPROVAL INTENSIFIES]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/e47f5d465d7f2274bde876b732104d58/tumblr_modz5nYDXI1s2bbdbo1_500.gif)