theconsultingshieldmaiden:

aegontargaryen:

friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿

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Plot Twist

symbiotictoxin:

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.

This sounds less like a plot twist and more like a Joker gag.

The Joker monologues a LOT though. And his laugh would also give Batman enough time to free himself because it goes on for hours :P

(Source: fuchsimeon)

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Tags: food

fuchsimeon:

I don’t wanna go back to wo-ho-ho-ho-hooooork!!

That looks like I’m laughing I was trying to simulate crying I messed up

I don’t wanna go back to wo-ho-ho-ho-hooooork!!

Tags: meon rambles

Plot Twist

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.

#slow down there satan

Lucifer, the bringer of light only moves at light speed, obviously. So they will not slow down.

(Source: fuchsimeon, via blakebellablack)

My snake bit me this morning, I startled her when I took some of her old skin out of her place.

Since she’s not a venomous snake, she doesn’t really have teeth, more like little edges in her mouth. But it bled anyway. It was creeeepy.

Tags: snakes

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

dannypuston:

gehayi:

atalantapendrag:

fatanarchy:

THIS IS WHAT ANARCHY LOOKS LIKE.

Hope for the future.

This kid is incredible.



THIS POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.


I have reblogged this so many times but now that it’s back:Tamika Flynn would be proud.

imgoddamnpluckyremember:

dannypuston:

gehayi:

atalantapendrag:

fatanarchy:

THIS IS WHAT ANARCHY LOOKS LIKE.

Hope for the future.

This kid is incredible.

THIS POST IS BACK ON MY DASH AND I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG ANARCHIST LIBRARIAN KID.

I have reblogged this so many times but now that it’s back:
Tamika Flynn would be proud.

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slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

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mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

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Tags: reference jobs

scienceyoucanlove:

the only human I would ever marry

scienceyoucanlove:

the only human I would ever marry

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youngnoblewoman:

One thing that I think that a lot of people miss about this movie (and that I honestly missed the first few times around) is that Mako isn’t just a smart, competent, kick-ass woman who’s at the top of her jaeger pilot academy class - she’s also an engineer, and in order to have been put in charge of the jaeger restoration program, she had to have been one of the best mechanical engineers in the whole PPDC.

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