"She’s got the whole dark forest living inside of her."

Tom Waits (via u-f-0)

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

the-rogue-0f-light:

aberrantkenosis:

in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns 

imageI CAN’T sostp laughING JESUS FUCk

ITS TERRIFYING

ht1thedoodler:

balinsbeard:

I’ve been laughing at this for quite a long time now

WATCH. IT.

Calcifer appreciation post.

wordywarlock:

magentamayhem:

mmmelon:

i was trying to make a gif but then the layers all combined as one and now im mad

HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SHAKING SO ANGRILY THAT HE’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE

[FATHERLY DISAPPROVAL INTENSIFIES]

wordywarlock:

magentamayhem:

mmmelon:

i was trying to make a gif but then the layers all combined as one and now im mad

HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S SHAKING SO ANGRILY THAT HE’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE

[FATHERLY DISAPPROVAL INTENSIFIES]