I'm insane - are you just getting that now?

Welcome to my lair. I shall be called The Procrastinator in near future when I take over the world. But since I am, in fact, the Procrastinator, I won't take over the world because I have other things to do. So you can call me Meon. Or Martin. Or you can call me... Marty... no wait, this is not a Cabin Pressure Character, really, you can call me Martin if you like, or Meon. ...or Martin. err... I am something between a maniac, evil genius (without really being a genius) and a human genderqueer brit-loving umbrella-carrying deerstalker-wearing book-devouring gent. Don't be afraid, I can be nice and evil. Whatever shakes your boat.

 

January 27, 2012 8:22 pm

dbluerichards:

morningtemper:

princeponey:

misha-bawlins:

Awesome nature sounds generator.

you can choose any combination of sounds you like - for example, fire + wind in leaves + forest birds - and click “Export to file” to save it on your computer.

No need to go camping or to a beach or actually to ever to go outside any more. Tumblr provides everything.

i have thunder, heartbeat whales and tribal drums all at 100% and its terrifying me a little

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forest birds + waterfall + fire + rain = heaven

Bee Colony and Sheep and Grasshoppers on 5%

Fire on 60%

=

What I imagine Holmes’ life in Sussex to sound like

(via staying-alive-is-so-boring)

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