I'm insane - are you just getting that now?

Welcome to my lair. I shall be called The Procrastinator in near future when I take over the world. But since I am, in fact, the Procrastinator, I won't take over the world because I have other things to do. So you can call me Meon. Or Martin. Or you can call me... Marty... no wait, this is not a Cabin Pressure Character, really, you can call me Martin if you like, or Meon. ...or Martin. err... I am something between a maniac, evil genius (without really being a genius) and a human genderqueer brit-loving umbrella-carrying deerstalker-wearing book-devouring gent. Don't be afraid, I can be nice and evil. Whatever shakes your boat.