what if Irene Adler’s phone code wasn’t SHERlocked and he typed it in and she was like omg you’re so self obsessed
the episode would have been 1000x better tbh
#and then she texts him screencaps of the dictionary definition of “lesbian” every hour on the hour for like five days
Sherlock takes an ashtray from Buckingham Palace.
He also took some monogrammed bath towels.
He snagged the good china.
He pocketed a corgi.
The crown jewels are pretty easy to grab when they’re not in the tower.
But… maybe this was a little too far…